| Saturday, October 25th, 2008 |
| 8:29 pm |
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| Friday, July 18th, 2008 |
| 12:00 am |
Book idea
Since the whole "100 things to (do/eat/lick/see) before you die books are so popular, I think I should write one based on life experiences , such as: Never watch a woman you used to like shove her tongue down a previously unknown Spaniard's mouth while drunk. Never stay up all night writing personal statements that aren't even wanted. Never go to a Bierstube in an unknown town where the bartender puts your arms around you and a guy you just met who gets so excited when you tell the lie that you are from Canada that he spills your beer all over your lap then tries to clean it up. Never sit on a couch with Chris Black and Spoon while watching MST3k Never preface major life decisions with the question "why the hell not Never ask for pity hand jobs from your friends fiance and then expose your genitals to her multiple times. Never negotiate amounts of sex before you are paid $10k by a Chinese woman who considers you to be physically repulsive but who needs citizenship Never ask a man whose mother just died for an ice pack because you drank too many Monkey Boys and injured yourself. Never use your cellular telephone to send drunken emails from a club. Never pursue depressed asexual Japanese women. Never plan overseas trips to meet above Japanese women especially since you only met them for about an hour on a train in Germany. Never make intercontinental moves on a whim then refuse to simply because of inertia. Never disobey your meezus. Never stalk Erin Wenzel. Never read blogs about pregnant people who lose the fetus at 8 months then still give birth, name it, and spend time with it even though it was stillborn instead of finishing applications that could drastically change your life. Feel free to suggest your own. |
| Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 |
| 11:34 pm |
Mourning the death of a friend
by trying to distract yourself by keeping busy is harder when your main activity(work) brings you in constant contact with reminders of the recently departed.... Never thought I would get sentimental over host files.... |
| Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 |
| 3:22 pm |
Ah sweet neglected LJ
So lets see.... Finally a Japanese woman remembered the day we met 1 year ago, quite fondly, the same Japanese woman who sent me a birthday present, and of course I find out that she is so sick she had to quit her job. As for my job, still haven't got the raise they promised me and my co-worker was stabbed to death in Prague by a drunk off-duty policeman who was released from custody. All and all, I would say that the past few months have been about par for the course for me. |
| Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 |
| 3:35 am |
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| Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 |
| 12:08 am |
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| Sunday, July 1st, 2007 |
| 12:03 pm |
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| Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 |
| 9:22 pm |
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| Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 |
| 4:26 pm |
Handed in my letter of resignation today
Everyone told me that they are going to miss me and my boss tried to tell me this was a bad move career-wise, but I'm just not happy in Germany. I don't know if I will be happy in Utah(certainly won't have as much money, that is for god damned sure), but there is no way I would ever be happy in Germany regardless of how much money I have.....so I pretty much have to leave. Oh well |
| Saturday, June 9th, 2007 |
| 10:58 pm |
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| Thursday, June 7th, 2007 |
| 10:19 pm |
Ah Rush Limbaugh
Today while AFN was piping him through the speaker at the gym(I go to the gym because I am a certain girl's eunuch) was going on and on about how Paris Hilton is a non-story(strange, Al Gore basically said the same thing) and then managed to draw a comparison between her and global warming. Ah Rush, you lovable fat scamp. |
| Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 |
| 12:32 pm |
I'm 90+% sure
That I will be attending the University of Utah in the fall. |
| Saturday, May 12th, 2007 |
| 12:07 pm |
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| Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 |
| 10:23 am |
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| Monday, April 16th, 2007 |
| 8:48 pm |
Angry grad student was right, the real world is "fucking bullshit"
I just finished a month with only 1 day off doing all sorts of stuff that wouldn't have been finished otherwise while getting paid the least amount of money and my thanks was a bunch of grief over the fact that I don't have a license so I cannot make a weekly run to the warehouse. Brilliant, god I am mulling quitting right now.... |
| Sunday, April 15th, 2007 |
| 12:51 am |
Appearently
I am neither cool and/or good looking enough for the Pony Bar in Regensburg. Not sure if I should care or not. |
| Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 |
| 9:20 pm |
More sucking with women
What kind of birthday present says "I care" but not in a creepy way that could possibly result in a cross eyed Japanese woman yelling at me? |
| Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 |
| 7:53 pm |
God am I a fucking dork
When a girl complains that she has nothing to eat at her house tonight right AFTER we get back from the grocery store is she: a) subtly suggesting that I invite her to get something to eat somewhere b) Just kvetching c) possibly a or b or more than likely d) I suck with women for not knowing |
| Friday, April 6th, 2007 |
| 11:57 pm |
Hmm...
27 days straight at work, or maybe 34, I can't even remember anymore. Meanwhile Monet is probably off with some guy in Paris. Why am I such a fucking doormat? |
| Thursday, April 5th, 2007 |
| 9:55 am |
Heavy metal in Baghdad
an interesting video(well, 4 parts of 7 have been posted, look on the right hand side) of the only heavy metal band in Iraq(though they have since disbanded since half the members decided to leave Iraq rather than risk getting killed) |
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